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MUAHAHAAH! I PWN

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Warning: this post has been planted by the cookie monster and all who see it will be devoured if they dare to post it in 10 other places *glare*

ME EATZ DAH COOKIE MONSTER O.O

The cookie monster compells you, and you are therefore eaten by the cookie monster, for eating him, creating a space paradox and causing you and the cookie monster to evaporate into the matrix.

the matrix is now running on windows vista... end of story.

The matrix, being imcompatible with Vista, crashes. You and the cookie monster are killed. You dumb fool.

nah, vista is easy to hack. * takes up laptop, hacking the matrix. killing cookie monster then instals windows 7*

So the cookie monster is dead now?

yes, indeed it is

But you are sitll stuck in the matrix. You will have to know the hax, and be the chosen one to get out. Unfortunately you have been noticed by moderators and unless you know the hax and you are the chosen one you will be terminated. Good day.

*pulls up laptop, deletes The matrix*

The End!

By deleting the matrix you are in, your mind was also deleted, killing you.

no, deleting the matrix leaves me with only nothing... blank, just empety space. letting me do watever i want!

Learn the difference between deleting the matrix itself, and the matrix's files, and if only the files were deleted the moderators are still after you, leaving you nowhere to hide.

*spawns a box and hides*

Warning: Do not think inside the box. It will cause the mods to notices your linear thinking. You have to think outside the box.

spawns a box, and traps all the mods inside it

The mods cannot think, they simply know, and due to the mods also having access to the console they can delete the box.

* spawns the laptop... deleting matrix file named "mods" and " importent"*

The mods are not on the same computer as the matrix, the mods are haxor programs.

*takes laptop up, banns the mods for hax, then lives on*

You are now stuck in the matrix all alone with no company, and soon to come, more mods.

*takes up laptop, spawns mbp*
all the mods are banned for hax

Then suddenly Captain Gorilla crashes trough the digital wall with his ship. He gets angry an blames the negative devil and the positive devil for wrong navigation. Then Captain Gorilla kicks the devils back to Hell and order the drugged guitar-player to navigate instead.